| | |  | BALI | Home » » Pirates (R-Rated Version) | | | | | | | Description: | | An electrifying swashbuckling adventure that takes you on a humorous & mystical journey through haunted seas. This features deadly swordplay skeleton warriors awe-inspiring incan magic & explosive sea battles. Studio: Mti Productions Release Date: 07/11/2006 Starring: Jesse Jane Janine Run time: 85 minutes Rating: R | | | Features: | |
• From award-winning director, Joone, comes this electrifying, swashbuckling adventure that takes you on a humorous and mystical journey through haunted seas. Pirates features deadly swordplay, skeleton warriors, awe-inspiring Incan magic, and explosive sea battles. Format: DVD MOVIE Genre: ACTION/ADVENTURE Rating: R Age: 787633006769 UPC: 787633006769 Manufacturer
| | | Product Details: | | | Actors:
| Jesse Jane, Carmen Luvana, Janine Lindemulder, Devon (II), Teagan | | Format:
| Surround Sound, Color, Dolby, DVD, Subtitled, Widescreen, NTSC | | Language:
| English | | Subtitle:
| Spanish | | Number of Discs:
| 1 | | Studio:
| Digital Playground / Adam Eve / Mti Home Video | | Run Time:
| 129 minutes | | DVD Release Date:
| July 11, 2006 | | Average Customer Rating:
|  based on 28 reviews |
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51 of 55 found the following review helpful:
 A cult classic in the makingJul 19, 2006
By Muppethead
If you're looking to get turned on, go get the original porn version of this film and watch it the way it was meant to be watched. The R-rated version of Pirates may be a little sexy and have lots of T&A, but, in order to keep their R rating, they have to cut out before any of the good stuff happens.
That being said, I highly recommend this movie to anyone with a slightly twisted sense of humor. The dialogue in the movie is idiotic...brilliantly idiotic. With lines such as:
"I smell something burning."
"Probably your crotch from all the action you've been getting."
You'll definitely be laughing WITH the writers, not AT them.
And yes, the acting is terrible, but that also adds to the fun of this version. There's a reason they are called Porn stars instead of actors: they can't act. But the hilarious dialogue paired with the monotone or somewhat awkward delivery is priceless. And some of the stars do a really great job of camping it up and making fun of their own bad acting. It makes me think of something a group of drunk friends would act out to entertain a crowd. I was laughing all the way through. I think this one will be great to show at my next party. Good times...
24 of 25 found the following review helpful:
Funny, sexy, hot, oh and did I mention funny.Jul 26, 2006
By Ruben Soekardie
"Rub"
I rented this movie without a cover and I thought I was in for a Pirates of the Carribbean type adventure. I put the tape in my VCR when my entire family was wide awake roamimg the house. When I saw the Produced by Adam&Eve and Digital Playground credits, I immediately ejected the tape because I knew what I was in for. So I watched it at night and it was hilarious. The lead actor role cracked me up, I also really dig Jesse Jane and Evanna. Wow, I'm most definitely going for the 3-disc version which unfortunately Amazon doesn't have.
24 of 29 found the following review helpful:
 Perfect for those too shy for pornosAug 17, 2006
By P.S.M.
I was glad to see they've released an R-Rated version of Pirates. While the real thing is best, if you're too reserved to watch it, than you simply must check it out in its edited form. I mean, think about it. They edited out the hard-core scenes and there is still a 1 hour and 25 minute long movie left. This is not your typical porno. On top of hot girls like Jesse Jane and Carmen Luvana and Janine, you get a wonderfully cheesy plot, some decent costume and set design, absolutely absurd CGI effects, and some hysterical B-rated dialog (delivered impeccably by Evan Stone, who we've affectionately dubbed "The Bruce Campbell of Porn"). All it needs is some gushing fake blood in the swashbuckling scenes and it would be Troma-worthy.
10 of 13 found the following review helpful:
BrilliantJul 13, 2006
By Argh Matey
"Mike"
Pirates is brilliant. I strongly encourage everyone who is OVER 18 to purchase the original, unedited, triple disc set, if only for comparison. The adaptation to include general mature audience is legendary and a major milestone to everyone involved. Kudos to director Joone, super hot Jesse Jane, Janine and my favorite Carmen Luvana! An amazing cast, an amazing production - Evan Stone is fantastic. It's funny and sexy and worth EVERY cent. Buy the collectors / first editions EVERY cut ever released - this movie has made history.
7 of 9 found the following review helpful:
 Who Wants an Adult Movie with no Adult Content?Feb 22, 2007
By S. R. Staton
The R-rated version of an adult film is a terrific waste of time. Most adult films have so little plot to hang the story onto, they barely deserve the description of being "movies". In cutting this film to an R-rating, the producers have gutted the film (nay, movie) into a set of disjointed scenes that jump-cut past what was obviously the most important activity in the movie in the first place: the sex. The effect is jarring, like being Billy Pilgrim (from Kurt Vonnegut's "Slaughterhouse Five"), constantly jumping ahead in time and always "just when things were getting interesting".
If you want to see this movie, get the unrated or adult version. Leave the R-rated on the shelf, for the seventeen year-olds.
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